The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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