Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.