I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
third nipple confirmed
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.