The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Canadian or clown?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine