Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian