Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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