Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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