he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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