he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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