remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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