found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I think your dad took our porno
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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