I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Hippo gnu deer
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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