My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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