On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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