she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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