Pappa wants mamma naked
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
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I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
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He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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