glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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