I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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