Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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