While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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