Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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