I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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