i need an iv and a liver transplant
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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