Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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