Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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