If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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