We won't sleep together?
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Come see our sink grown plant.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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