i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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