We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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