that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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Vodka?
Forever.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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