Fine. I'll sleep in my office
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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it glows. i had to have it.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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