it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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whose ass print is on the piano?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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