You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she was so not down for the gang bang
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
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is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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