Having a random hookup so left but love u
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
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your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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