That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.