im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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