"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
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He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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