captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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