i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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