I hate your face
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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