i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
