i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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