his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.