Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
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She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.