so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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