We're like a lot better than the average bears
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
His nipple licking is glorious
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