It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
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They are going to name an STD after you.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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