the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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