How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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