# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
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Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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