What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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