If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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