You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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