how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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